Sunday, February 01, 2009

Special Moments At The Australian Open

Rafael Nadal
Men's Singles Champion


Bob & Mike Bryan
Men's Doubles Champions

Serena Williams
Women's Singles Champion


Maria Sharapova
2008 Women's Singles Champion
Noticeably Absent in This Year's Tournament
Lynn Welch
USTA Professional Tennis Umpire
Our American Representative in Australia




16 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH MY!!!

Just wait until you know who logs-on today and sees this topic.

Anonymous said...

Lets Toast Equal Pay For Equal Work!!
But in the tennis world Equal doesn't = Equal.

Australian Open:
Women: best of 3 sets. = $2 million
Men: best of 5 sets. = $2 million.

Women Finals Time: 59 minutes = $2 million.
Men Finals Time: 4 1/2 hours = $2 million.

Just another example of the proverbial Double-Standard.

Anonymous said...

Couldn't you find one of Lynn selling her tickets at the Olympics?

Anonymous said...

I don't have a photo of selling tickets, but I do have one showing her preening her hair, that I am sending in.

Anonymous said...

Isn't there one out there of Lynn sitting with a player (direct violation of rules)? She had just officiated this player's match too.

Anonymous said...

why in hell did you ruin our day by showing a photo of that prima donna umpire??? She's as bad or worse than Brent Musberger and Bud Collins combined.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God! This explains why Roger Federer was crying after his loss to Nadal at the Australian Open. He was informed that Lynn Welch would be chairing his next match. HDTV has not been friendly to the most glorious self-serving female chair official in the history of the sport. What's next, a photo shoot with Billie Jean King?

Anonymous said...

The Women's final was a joke, and nothing but a joke. You have an out of shape fat ass wiping through her opponent in less than one hour and then telling the crowd in a giddy voice how great her opponent was. She should have said my opponent today was a piece of rat turd and then refused to accept the prize money, since it was not undeserving. Isn't there any better female players out there that can compete. Mary Carillo had it right when she said she would love to see at least one female player actually work out and get in shape like the Men.

Anonymous said...

I believe that photo was with her sitting with the player's parent. If you were invited to the weekly spaghetti dinner, then you would be nice to Mom too.

Anonymous said...

Let me do some research on the most beloved annointed chair umpire and I'll report back once all the facts are verified.

Anonymous said...

Ms Welch is a FINE example of the American presence in Australia. Maybe this is one of the reasons people from all other countries hate us Americanas.

Anonymous said...

Eeyore,

If you are still reading this blog... and I know you are, I encourage you to post your most valued opinion of LW, unless of course you haven't had to deal with her in your past experiences.

Anonymous said...

We are indeed privileged to have the Queen of Overrules gracing the blog pages.

Anonymous said...

Dear Worm,

From what I hear, Welch is a work of art in her own mind. Unfortunatley, I have not had the opportunity to meet her personally, which is probably a good thing from what I can depict from how she is represented on this blog. Does she not play well with the other children, and likes to break the other kid's pencils???

Anonymous said...

I think I remember when Lynn Welch worked a WTA tournament in Oklahoma City in the early 1990's. If I remember correctly, if one of the top players complained about a line call that went against her, she would overrule in their favor as soon as possible. I think an umpire from San Antonio (can't remember his name) got upset at her for overruling one of his baseline calls that was inside the line. But of course this was before there were on-court cameras.

Anonymous said...

That would be a pretty fair assessment of that tournament. Fortunately, for the line officials Ms. Welch was normally only scheduled for 1 match a day and then the Finals of course.

Side story: After one night match in the post-match recovery room, a show of hands revealed that more linespeople had been over-ruled than those who had not been. :)