Monday, July 11, 2011

A New Candidate For Chair Official

MICHELLE OBAMA
Candidate to become a USTA chair official.

I recently received an email with a recommendation for a new chair official...

I will leave the rest up to your imagination but at least she meets a lot of the criteria for diversity (which we all know rules and reigns in the officials world today). The snarl would make her quite imposing!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Moochele would probably want to bypass the chair official spot and go right to the top and be the tournament chief umpire position; that's where the real power is. She would already be well qualified for this spot.

1. Big Ass---check.
2. Has that 'do as I say', not 'do as I do' life aspect.---check.
3. Affirmative Action status----check.
4. Is adapt at creating and maintiaing 3 different story lines on any topic, concerning how she makes tourney decisions......check.
5. Believes the best approach to getting ahead is by using the Kiss Ass method....check.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the lady who's on the USTA Officials training tapes for this past year. She looks really familiar but I can't quite place her.

Anonymous said...

We could assign her to all the Serena matches. Then maybe Serena and pappy couldn't play the card when she lost or a call went against her. All of no fault of hers of course!!!!

Anonymous said...

When will you post again ? Been looking forward to this !