Saturday, November 11, 2017

New Verbiage For Pre-Match Announcement


Now that the New York City public transportation department has changed their announcement verbiage from "Ladies and Gentlemen" to "passengers", "riders", and "everyone" it might be a good idea to be politically correct and change our verbiage for the pre-match announcement from the chair. 

Please let us know which you think would be the best option:

*  Folks
*  Friends
*  Family and others
*  Interested spectators
*  Degenerate siblings
*  Uninterested passerbys
*  Perverted parents
*  Biased by-standers
*  Paying patrons
*  Rabble-rousing relatives
*  On-the-dole USTA committee members
*  Rich patrons

These are only a few options.  If you have some good ideas be sure to add them in the comment section.