Here are some of those personality types that we find in our officials world:
Penelope "Panties in a Wad"
* Every group has one.
* Constantly bent out of shape over something real or perceived in their life.
* Usually a female but there are some doozies among the male population too.
* Nearly always an alpha male or female.
* Usually overweight and smokes in private and secret.
* Tends to sweat profusely when in the spotlight.
* Everything in their life seems to be a crisis.
* Noone knows what they are doing but Penelope.
* Best to be avoided because they are impossible to please.
* Bent out of shape because she doesn't get to chair the #1 singles match.
* Stressed out and complaining because lunch is late in being delivered.
* Unhappy (and tells everyone about it) because the ref doesn't hire enough women.
Paul and Penny Peacock
* Always dresses to be seen and admired. The official who irons their underwear!
* Spends more on clothes than they make. Usually have credit cards charged to the max.
* Loves a room with a lot of mirrors.
* Struts their feathers when someone praises them. Its that official who just beams when someone says they did a good job.
* Appearance is everything in their world. Their ears wiggle when people compliment them.
* Fall apart if they lose their appearance and can't make a good first impression.
* Looks great on the outside but not much quality inside.
* Easily depressed and frustrated.
* Hate growing old and wrinkled.
Arthur and Allison Arrogant
* Would run over their mother to advance their cause. Everyone knows the officials like this.
* Totally convinced that they are better, smarter, and superior to everyone around them.
* Always wants to be in charge of everything.
* Has no real friends because they drive everyone nuts.
* Has trouble in a rain storm because their nose is always in the air.
* They are the ones you want to leave off your guest list when you have a party.
Allen and Abigail Argumentative
* Just has to argue about everything. Truth is irrelevant but the argument is what matters.
* Always wants to be a deacon in a church or head of the ladies organization.
* Their kids are usually downtrodden and play computer games all the time.
* Their parents rarely come to visit and when they do, its for a real short time.
* They would argue with Jesus.
* As officials, they think they know every rule and want to argue with everyone.
* Can be a male or female. Sex is not the determining factor with this bunch.
* Doesn't bathe or shave real often. Personal hygiene is not a top priority.
* Doesn't dress well. If they can't get their life in order how would they coordinate clothes.
* Walmart is their favorite store.
Ronnie & Rhonda Rabble Rouser
* Can't stand a pot that isn't being stirred.
* Never happy with anything anyone else does and tries to stir up discontent.
* Usually about a "C" level official and hates the "A" level.
* If a female, they usually sing in the choir or are on the junior tennis council.
* If a male, they usually get line 5 or 6 in a dual match.
* If a female, doesn't care much for their personal appearance. Sowing discontent is their primary purpose in life.
* If a male, usually wears tightey-whitey underwear.
* Masters of trying to organize little pockets of dissent.
* Never drives a new car.
* Credit cards are charged to the max.
* Always uses a manual toothbrush.
* Always the one who asks all the questions or volunteers their wisdom in meetings.
* As a couple, they seldom have close friends.
* Their kids only come out at night.
* Tend to drive an Edsel and complain about Cadillacs.
* If a female, tend to be overweight.
* If a male, wasn't good at sports in high school.
The infamous Pharisee.
* Even Jesus didn't like them. His harshest criticisms were reserved for Pharisees.
* Always sit at the front of the room so they can look down their nose at everyone.
* Appearance and control are everything.
* Convinced that God should be glad to have them on His side.
* Think that all the good verses in the Bible were written about them.
* If a female, has to drive a Lexxus or BMW and have a maid.
* If a male, owns the best jogging shoes in town and they always match.
* Tries to run and control everything they are involved in.
Nick Napoleon
* Saved the best (or worst) for last because that is where they belong.
* Nearly always a male and not a good one at that.
* Arrogant beyond compare. Controlling without measure.
* The one everyone avoids personally and talks about behind their backs.
* Vindictive and snake-like in their personality traits.
* Usually small in stature.
* Usually balding.
* Very little hair on their chest.
* Normally has hairy knuckles.
* Normally has little hands and feet and a huge ego.
* Constantly talks and dominates conversations.
* If an official, will be quick to let you know they are the best.
* If a player, uploads a ton of pictures of himself on his phone.
* If a coach, he's the one you want to avoid.
* Jesus didn't pick him as one of the disciples and wouldn't want him steering the boat in the midst of a storm.
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