The Dreaded PIT BULL

There is probably not an animal that elicits more fear, disgust, and distrust that the pit bull--and sadly, we see many officials who exhibit those same personality traits far too often. Here we go:

* Tends to be a bully and very dominating in deeds and conversations.

* Strong Type A personality with all its strengths and weaknesses.

* Usually performs their duties as a referee. Can be a very hard taskmaster in this arena. Not open t discussion or various opinions on issues.

* Can be very loyal to their friends even though they are few and far between. Can be very engaging and personable when they desire acceptance.

* Usually involved in conflict with parents, coaches, and players. Very dominant in their officiating style.

* Hard to deal with when they are part of a team of officials.

* Usually a very authoritarian leader.

* Makes a great guard dog but not good as a date.

* Sexual preference tends to be heterosexual except in the case of females and when they are homosexual they tend to be dominant lesbians. (Again, this information comes from my vet friend and some personal experience.)

* This personality type is frequently manifested in higher levels of leadership in the tennis officiating world.

* When involved in a sexual relationship they tend to be very dominant and over-protective of their spouse or partner. Among males they tend to hide their homosexuality and flaunt their heterosexuality. Among females they tend to be very dominant and aggressive whether heterosexual or homosexual. Very few cross dressers are found among the pit bull types.

* Usually tends to make up rules or bluff when put in a contentious situation.

* Very difficult to deal with on a regular basis. Usually best to take a vacation when you are scheduled to work with them.