Monday, April 04, 2011

Winner of the #1 Ball Sorter In America Poll--By A Landslide!

A relaxed MYRON KRUEGER is the runaway winner in our #1 Ball Sorter in America poll.

MYRON IN ACTION as he stirs the pot with fellow officials.

MYRON THE MODEL as he shows off the new ITA shirts.

MYRON THE VANQUISHED as he is carted off to the hospital following his bicycling accident. (He did make a full recovery and is back playing tennis again.)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Myronian always told us that Aggie degree was going to be good for something someday!!!

Anonymous said...

FOUR WORDs - BIG FAT HAIRY SCAM!

Wally said...

How can Myron be declared the winner?? He is not thru stuffing the ballot box!!!

Anonymous said...

I am starting my OWN blog and I will call it - GLEN/BSCA - no bias just facts and BY GOD - HONESTY

Anonymous said...

Why is Myron wearing the wrong color shirt? Didn't we switch to black?

Myronian said...

Don't worry folks. This ain't Florida and there weren't any hanging chads.

Myronian said...

You are still free to use the Great Glen Whitaker as your ball sorter, for he truly brings added value to match preparation.

We can never have too many good ball sorters to get things off on the right foot.

Anonymous said...

As they say in Chicago "Vote early and vote often".

Anonymous said...

You should have seen the ball sorting competition at the OU / OSU Bedlam match last night in Norman. The Myronian was the match Referee and the several SO's were furiously numbering & sorting trying to impress the recently crowned BS Champ. I believe a future BS winner could emerge from this group if the Myronian can't maintain his control on the voting booth.

Anonymous said...

He stays up late sorting his balls and talks about it ALL THE TIME!!! His Mom told me it started early in life. I have even caught him taking pictures of different ball formations... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - let Glen be THE BSAC - I cannot take it anymore....Love, A Girl on a Mission to STOP ALL ANAL BALL SORTING - Marla

Anonymous said...

Cheater at Ball Sorting Poll - what else is this FAKE BSCA cheating at? LIFE is too SHORT for theives in the night...
KICK HIM OUT -
FOR HE HAS SINNED -
TAKE HIS SILVER PEN -
THE REAL HONOR GOES TO GLEN!!!!

Myronian said...

Unfortunately I shouldn't have delegated ball sorting at the OU / OSU bedlam match. We were supposed to be using #1 balls in the doubles. Lo and behold, we somehow ended up with a couple of #4 balls on the No. 2 match after the first game, as pointed out by the OU players. How can that happen?

Guess I will have to offer remedial training.

Myronian said...

To Anon 9:08:00. Are you too ashamed to sign your name or are you just jealous? Just so you know, I use a "gold" pen to mark balls. Silver is for trainees. The only other official worthy of such a nice pen is Glen. I will break into my stash and give him one so he can be my side kick delegate. Will that make you happy?