Saturday, January 30, 2010

New Wave of Christianity: The Blackberry!

Church Attendance "By Blackberry"

President Obama on one of his three visits to church in the past year.

We discovered a new wave of change sweeping over Christianity this week--the rise of church attendance via the Blackberry instead of actually attending in person!

Our illustrious President Barack Hussein Obama shared that he and his family have only attended church THREE times in the past year but he is an "attender by Blackberry."

Wonder who his pastor is and where he sends his tithe??? Answers to which we will probably never know--and most likely, don't care about...

Interesting new concept though sweeping through Christianity and one I thought you would enjoy pondering over on a cold Saturday morning.

4 comments:

Wally said...

And you know the sad part of this is that the vast majority of people in America will believe him on this Blackberry claim. (Hmmm; doesn't Blackberry have a racist tone?)

My thoughts can be summed up as:
(1). JUST WORDS.

(2). LAIR..as usual.


and finally:

When was the last time a U.S. President didn't attend church on Christmas?

Anonymous said...

I heard Obama does attend church. It's that old standby "Our Lady of the Mattress" which meets regularly on Sundays.


Next thing we know, Obama will appoint a Go to Church for Me Czar.

Anonymous said...

Which will occur first??

A. Obama finds a church to attend?

B. O.J. finds the killer?

Anonymous said...

O.J. has found the killer. He just doesn't want to turn himself in.