Check out the different personality types of officials by comparing them to different breeds of dogs.
ST. BERNARD PERSONALITY TYPE
* They think they are called to rescue the whole world with their officiating.
* They want to hug every player they code.
* They want to be the "new best friend" to all coaches and parents.
* They get their slobber all over their score cards.
* Their sensitive spirits gets them into trouble more often than not.
DOBERMAN PERSONALITY TYPE
* They code anything and everything.
* They butt into every match they officiate.
* They offend most of the universe with their attitudes and demeanor.
* They bite.
* They snarl.
* They are not easily taught or controlled.
COCKER SPANIEL PERSONALITY TYPE
* They always win the award for "most loveable."
* All parents love them--until they rule against their kid.
* Coaches want them on all their matches.
* They give more warnings than codes on a regular basis.
* They try to figure out the "reason" for infractions instead of coding them.
* They rush to pick up the balls for the players.
* A great asset but tend to be way too emotional.
* A great peace maker in volatile situations.
JACK RUSSELL PERSONALITY TYPE
* They run around like the energizer bunny.
* They measure every net in sight.
* They love to number the ball cans.
* They can't understand why everyone can't keep up with them.
* They drive their referees crazy.
* They're good with parents because they drive them nuts.
* Players can't stand them.
* They know all the rules and want to remind you about each and every one of them.
* They're cute but will make you really tired just being around them.
* They grab the best lunches.
CHIHUAHUA PERSONALITY TYPE
* They make cute but useless officials.
* They are sweet until they get mad.
* They yip and yap about everything in sight.
* No player wants them on their court.
* When they kiss you, they are just licking off a place to bite.
1 comment:
I must be a mixed breed.
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