FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Just finished a day working the 16 year old boys in a USTA tournament--and what a day it was! Only gave one code for racket abuse but had to caution a Dad about coaching and then the other official had to remove the Dad from the center for screaming at his son after the match was over. Overall, a good day though.
I was very impressed with the good behavior of the boys. They were all very respectful and very competitive at the same time. Of course with 16 year olds there is an excess of testosterone everywhere.
I did find it interesting that the following sign was posted in the hallway:
ONE 15 YEAR OLD MALE AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION
We have a 15 year old male human that is available for immediate adoption. Today would be best but we could wait until tomorrow. Here are his statistics:
* Eats constantly and drinks a gallon of milk a day.
* Has an allergy to bath water.
* Has all his shots and has been wormed.
* Bites but not often.
* Has an allergic reaction to any advice given by his Father.
* Has very large feet.
* Tends to pass gas in public on a regular basis.
* Has good clean teeth.
* Plays well with others as long as he is winning.
* Will download porn if not watched carefully.
If interested, please contact the parents at 000-0000. We would love to give him to a good home (and the sooner, the better.)
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