Now that the New York City public transportation department has changed their announcement verbiage from "Ladies and Gentlemen" to "passengers", "riders", and "everyone" it might be a good idea to be politically correct and change our verbiage for the pre-match announcement from the chair.
Please let us know which you think would be the best option:
* Folks
* Friends
* Family and others
* Interested spectators
* Degenerate siblings
* Uninterested passerbys
* Perverted parents
* Biased by-standers
* Paying patrons
* Rabble-rousing relatives
* On-the-dole USTA committee members
* Rich patrons
These are only a few options. If you have some good ideas be sure to add them in the comment section.
