Meet Our New Fellow Official--PAYROLL!

From time to time an official does such a fine job of officiating or does something in their life that is worthy of a nickname among us.  We have previously anointed the Oklahoma boy with the nickname "Catfish" and now we are ready to bestow another honor.

We are now bestowing the moniker "PAYROLL" on one of our special brethren.  We will not publicly share his name but here are some hints:

*  He's from West Texas.

*  He has huge feet.

*  He doesn't live in Lubbock or Abilene.

Those clues should suffice for now...  Here is how his moniker came into being:

Seems that Payroll kept writing a good friend of his in Austin, Texas and was complaining about not being paid to work the ITA Kick Off in January.  Finally, his friend told him to send his complaint to Vickie Wright who is the coordinator for UT.  He did and here was her reply,  "You didn't even work the Kickoff in Austin.  You were working in Lubbock for the Texas Tech Kickoff!"

Needless to say, Payroll is now living in self-imposed seclusion until his embarrassment wears off.  However, if you receive an invoice from him for any of your matches, be sure to check to see if he even worked the event.  He probably didn't...