There is nothing more exiting or rewarding than collegiate tennis officiating--and dealing with coaches is one of the main reasons that its so fun (tongue in cheek). They offer us insight into our birthright, very existence on earth, our weaknesses, our Mother's bias, and a multitude of other things--but its still a great life and they actually serve to make it richer and fuller. If we took all of their antics seriously we would never stay in the game. Just watch, learn, cope and enjoy the life!
Here are a few of our types of coaches that we encounter on a regular basis:
The one who is absolutely amazed that you overruled that far sideline call.
The one who wants to hit something but remembers that his wife and kids are watching.
The "howler." Enough said... All you have to do it work with one and you will know what we mean.
The "lip licker". Doesn't show much emotion but uses a lot of chap stick.
The "contemplator." Just sits and wonders why we as officials even exist on earth.
The "screamer." We all know who they are... (and so do their fans, wives, athletic directors, and players)
The one who your son wouldn't want to play for.
The one whose Mother is ashamed of him and is in need of counseling.
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