Thursday, January 22, 2009

Get Ready For Your New Neighbors

Since President Hussein Obama announced yesterday the closing of Guantanamo you need to begin to prepare to greet your new neighbors.

In honor of diversity, they will be moving the relocated residents to their new homes in your neighborhood. Of course they will not be required to make their house payments because that will be part of the new bailout plan. Their utilities will be covered also as well as health insurance for them and their families--free of charge of course.

Just a little reminder: you might want to carefully guard your children since these relocated residents are all war criminals.

Just another step down the SLIPPERY SLOPE TO SOCIALISM.

1 comment:

AR Hacked Off said...

Don't worry, Murtha has already claimed dibs on the farmers to come live in his area. Hopefully his constituents have gotten over their racist tendencies.